The couples good night chat

LOL! I read this on my friendster bulletin board. Funny stuff.

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dong.. it's midnight.. ah kong and ah lui talking on phone.. ah kong wanna sleep leh.. but the gf..geng!

Guy: sei loh.. abit sleepy tim..(everyday's word)
Gal: u wanna sleep d ar??(again?)
Guy: nolah.. what could be more important than u..i no talk to u whole day liao.. but feels like ages..miss u so much.. i love u (get some nice words from chicken soup book)
Gal: (happie).. lie lah.. ok lah.. sleepy tell me ok..
Guy: okok! we chat a while more ok..
Gal: ok!
Guy: aiyah.. very sh*it la.. ah beng ajak me go play basketball tomoro 5am woh..(think of the earliest n most reasonable time).. so early.. duno can wake up or not tim..
Gal: dun go loh then..(yesterday football, today basketball, tomoro sure baseball one lah)
Guy: (smack on the head.. sei lor.. y today different phrase geh..).. cannot.. not shud go or not.. i scared tomoro no tenaga play ar.. need enuf sleep ma..
Gal: then r.. sleep earli loh..(merajuking)
Guy: then u how r??
Gal: dun worry bout me.. u sleep la DARLING..ok! goodnight..(talking vv sweet)
Guy: goodnight(blessing)(my dream came true..now i can sleep peacefully) B4 ah kong can hang up.. he heard ah lui say.
Gal: I shall call ah joe to chit chat..(gals aso quite smart leh)(ah joe is ah kong greatest enemy..also like ah lui one)
Guy: (wat the F%^%$) for wut?
Gal: nothing la.. i boring ma.. u sleep so i call him chit chat loh.. so long no call him liao.. siu siu MISS HIM tim..(wahahahah)
Guy: (tiu, ham ka ling, cebai, farker) actually i not that sleepy aso..
Gal: har?? not sleepy?? tomoro u got basketball game with ah beng woh..(acting innocent)
Guy: (sounds abit angry)not important.. i chat wit u.. u no nid call that MOTHER!
Gal: ooo.. ok loh then.. we chat sin loh.. what wanna talk about?
Guy: [eyes going to close] anyting.. u like..
Gal: oh.. yesterday i go sunway pyramid.. i buy this padini skirt.. a green color shirt n bla bla bla den i got mid valley buy.... bla bla.. then i go KLCC buy... bla bla.... offer ar..RM 300 plus oni..(600 words)
Guy: what! pasar malam aso got lah.. buy 1 free 5 ar..[eyes closing]
Gals: cheh! AH JOE say pasar malam one not good ar.. the quality cloth tak baik..(i noe u closing eyes d)
Guy: (ah joe again.. dun let me c him).. aiyah..then u like loh..
Gal: then AH JOE say i wear the padini skirt very beautiful woh..(wahaha)
Guy: (fully awake in great shock) WHEN HE C U?
Gal: just now loh.. in lot 10..
Guy: (ah diu.. get the fark outha here) y u go with him one??
Gal: u aso duwan go with me.. yday u sleep..AHJOE call me.. ajak me chut kai kai ma..
Guy: (feeling positionless in her heart).. i LOVE U..
Gal: thank you.. i sleepy loh..goodnight lah
Guy: (happie but angry n moodless) ooo.. ok la..goodnite..B4 CAN HANG UP..
Guy: i'll always love u..
*toot toot toot toot*
Guy:(diu.. idiotic ah joe.. tomoro smack u with the basket ball)

Ah Lui sleep happily.. Being so evil.. Ah Kong kenot sleep.. thinking the gf will be dirampas Ah Joe anytime.. not in peace.. aihz!
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