Non Halal post

This is a NON HALAL post and may offend Muslim readers.

The below is just a made up story. The conversation did not happen like that hehe. My eldest aunty always take up the job as the "pig chopper". It may look easy to chop the pig up but trust me, it's one hell of a task.

You will need a big chopping board and a really sharp chopper knife. And not forgetting large plates to place the pork.

Don't throw the pig head and feet. There's a lot of stuff you can do with it actually. Eat the crunchy skin off the head and eat the ears! The pig feet and bones can be used to make "chap choy" or pork porridge. The roasted pig leg will give a really good flavor to the dish.


"Ah yee, when we eat? Still need to wait ah? Can I just bite into the piggie?"


"Why you ask Ah Yee? She is a pig also la, you think she let you eat her own kind ah? Let me chopped it up for you. First you have to remove all the decoration. That one cannot eat you know"


"Wahahaha I chup the leg bone first. That part is the most 'ho liau'"


"First you got to chop off the head MUAHAHAHAHA PIGHEADDDDD like your Ah Yee"


"Then chop the feet off. Ehh wait wait, don't eat yet. The leg not nice one... wait for the meat"


"Then you have to cut Ah Yee the pig in half and remove the spine."


"Then slice the ribs, and the rest of the lean meat and all the extra fatty part."


"Then dig in! See la... faster take if not this two uncle korkor finish the whole pig liua"