Specially for the geeks out there

Never love a girl from the IT line
Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a Unique Key.
Never love a C girl because she always has a tendency to Break and Exit from house.
Never love a C++ girl since you may encounter some problems in Inheritance.
Never love a JAVA girl since she always throw Exceptions.
Never love a VB girl since she may have a Divorce form with her always.
Never love a UNIX / C girl as she may Dump you with Core.
Never love a PASCAL girl as she always scolds you a Rascal.
Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in the division of the family.
Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at Shooting Troubles with you.
Never love a QA girl since she may be very good at applying Test Cases on you.